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Mortgage wankers - congratulations / first home / new house / funny / offensive - designer placemat by UKVanlife
Mortgage wankers - congratulations / first home / new house / funny / offensive - designer placemat by UKVanlife
Mortgage wankers - congratulations / first home / new house / funny / offensive - designer placemat by UKVanlife
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Placemats, Mortgage wankers - congratulations / first home / new house / funny / offensive by UKVanlife

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For those that have just started on the property ladder and need a nice welcoming present to the homeowners club :)

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Hardboard Placemats with a Glossy finish designed with beautiful art work by our Art Wow artists. An ideal present for your friends! Available in sizes: 19cm/23cm or 20cm/28cm.
Categories: Architecture, Humour, Illustration, Vector
Tags: #funny, #humour, #couple, #New Home, #offensive, #wankers, #mortgage, #new house, #mortgage wankers, #homeowners, #new family
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Placemats, Mortgage wankers - congratulations / first home / new house / funny / offensive

by UKVanlife

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For those that have just started on the property ladder and need a nice welcoming present to the homeowners club :)

Hardboard Placemats with a Glossy finish designed with beautiful art work by our Art Wow artists. An ideal present for your friends! Available in sizes: 19cm/23cm or 20cm/28cm.