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Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - designer placemat by UKVanlife
Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - designer placemat by UKVanlife
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Placemats, Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke by UKVanlife

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A retired female enjoying knitting, relaxing and generally being smug about not having to work, otherwise known as a retired wanker :)

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Cork Placemats with a Glossy finish designed with beautiful art work by our Art Wow artists. An ideal present for your friends! Available in size: 20cm/28cm.
Categories: Digital, Graphic Design, Humour, Vector
Tags: #girl, #funny, #humour, #knitting, #woman, #joke, #FEMALE, #sewing, #relaxing, #wanker, #retired, #smug, #retired wanker
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A retired female enjoying knitting, relaxing and generally being smug about not having to work, otherwise known as a retired wanker :)

Cork Placemats with a Glossy finish designed with beautiful art work by our Art Wow artists. An ideal present for your friends! Available in size: 20cm/28cm.