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Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - funny tea towel by UKVanlife
Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - funny tea towel by UKVanlife
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Tea Towels, Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke by UKVanlife

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A retired female enjoying knitting, relaxing and generally being smug about not having to work, otherwise known as a retired wanker :)

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Stunning custom made tea towels with unique Art Wow artist's art work. Our cotton “half panama” fabric with placement print -is 34cm x 51cm. Tea towels can be washed at 30 degrees, and air dry. Not suitable for tumble drying. Iron at a low or medium setting, it is recommended that the non-printed side only is ironed.
Categories: Digital, Graphic Design, Humour, Vector
Tags: #girl, #funny, #humour, #knitting, #woman, #joke, #FEMALE, #sewing, #relaxing, #wanker, #retired, #smug, #retired wanker
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Tea Towels, Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke

by UKVanlife

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A retired female enjoying knitting, relaxing and generally being smug about not having to work, otherwise known as a retired wanker :)

Stunning custom made tea towels with unique Art Wow artist's art work. Our cotton “half panama” fabric with placement print -is 34cm x 51cm. Tea towels can be washed at 30 degrees, and air dry. Not suitable for tumble drying. Iron at a low or medium setting, it is recommended that the non-printed side only is ironed.