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Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - printed canvas tote bag by UKVanlife
Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - printed canvas tote bag by UKVanlife
Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke - printed canvas tote bag by UKVanlife
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Tote bags, Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke by UKVanlife

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A retired female enjoying knitting, relaxing and generally being smug about not having to work, otherwise known as a retired wanker :)

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Our quality original, one side printed tote bags are durable, yet lightweight. You can choose between our white poly poplin fabric bags (Size: 37.4 x 41.5cm with handle length of 67cm) or our beige/cream colour linen bags (Size: 39 x 37cm). Please allow up to 5 working days for delivery as each bag is custom made with care in our UK studio, for you after order. Please note as each item is hand‑printed, slight variations in the print are a natural part of our process. These small differences fall within our quality standards and we always ensure items meet our strict quality tolerances before they are sent out.
Categories: Digital, Graphic Design, Humour, Vector
Tags: #girl, #funny, #humour, #knitting, #woman, #joke, #FEMALE, #sewing, #relaxing, #wanker, #retired, #smug, #retired wanker
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Tote bags, Retired wanker - female knitting, sewing, relaxing - funny, humour, joke

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A retired female enjoying knitting, relaxing and generally being smug about not having to work, otherwise known as a retired wanker :)

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