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Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote - designer placemat by skattia ilie
Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote - designer placemat by skattia ilie
Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote - designer placemat by skattia ilie
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Placemats, Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote by skattia ilie

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Celebrate the joy of retirement with this clever and humorous take on the word “Retired.” Styled like a dictionary entry, it reads:
“I do what I want, when I want.”
See also: not my problem anymore.
Perfect for anyone embracing the freedom of retirement with a sense of humor. A great way to express independence, relaxation, and a well-earned break from responsibilities.

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Hardboard Placemats with a Glossy finish designed with beautiful art work by our Art Wow artists. An ideal present for your friends! Available in sizes: 19cm/23cm or 20cm/28cm.
Categories: Black & White
Tags: #retired, #retirement humor, #retirement celebration, #retired life, #funny retirement quote, #dictionary style quote, #not my problem anymore, #humorous definition, #retired saying, #retirement vibe
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Placemats, Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote

by skattia ilie

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Celebrate the joy of retirement with this clever and humorous take on the word “Retired.” Styled like a dictionary entry, it reads:
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See also: not my problem anymore.
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