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Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote - glass chopping board by skattia ilie
Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote - glass chopping board by skattia ilie
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Chopping Board, Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote by skattia ilie

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Celebrate the joy of retirement with this clever and humorous take on the word “Retired.” Styled like a dictionary entry, it reads:
“I do what I want, when I want.”
See also: not my problem anymore.
Perfect for anyone embracing the freedom of retirement with a sense of humor. A great way to express independence, relaxation, and a well-earned break from responsibilities.

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A rectangular toughened glass cutting board customized with stunning original art work. 28.5cm x 39cm. Please hand wash to maintain the longevity of the print.
Categories: Black & White
Tags: #retired, #retirement humor, #retirement celebration, #retired life, #funny retirement quote, #dictionary style quote, #not my problem anymore, #humorous definition, #retired saying, #retirement vibe
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Chopping Board, Retired Definition – Funny Retirement Quote

by skattia ilie

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£24.99
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Celebrate the joy of retirement with this clever and humorous take on the word “Retired.” Styled like a dictionary entry, it reads:
“I do what I want, when I want.”
See also: not my problem anymore.
Perfect for anyone embracing the freedom of retirement with a sense of humor. A great way to express independence, relaxation, and a well-earned break from responsibilities.

A rectangular toughened glass cutting board customized with stunning original art work. 28.5cm x 39cm. Please hand wash to maintain the longevity of the print.