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Never Half Ass Two Things. Whole Ass One Thing. -Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation Quote - funny tea towel by Toni Scott
Never Half Ass Two Things. Whole Ass One Thing. -Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation Quote - funny tea towel by Toni Scott
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Tea Towels, Never Half Ass Two Things. Whole Ass One Thing. -Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation Quote by Toni Scott

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A black and white inspirational quote by Ron Swanson: "Never Half Ass Two Things. Whole Ass One Thing."

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Stunning custom made tea towels with unique Art Wow artist's art work. Our cotton “half panama” fabric with placement print -is 34cm x 51cm. Tea towels can be washed at 30 degrees, and air dry. Not suitable for tumble drying. Iron at a low or medium setting, it is recommended that the non-printed side only is ironed.
Categories: Black & White, Typography
Tags: #modern, #minimalistic, #motivational, #minimalist, #Inspirational, #home decor, #scandinavian, #minimal print, #minimal poster, #simple art, #office decor
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Tea Towels, Never Half Ass Two Things. Whole Ass One Thing. -Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation Quote

by Toni Scott

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A black and white inspirational quote by Ron Swanson: "Never Half Ass Two Things. Whole Ass One Thing."

Stunning custom made tea towels with unique Art Wow artist's art work. Our cotton “half panama” fabric with placement print -is 34cm x 51cm. Tea towels can be washed at 30 degrees, and air dry. Not suitable for tumble drying. Iron at a low or medium setting, it is recommended that the non-printed side only is ironed.